Prepared by: Friend Computer

Clearance Level: RED (mandatory access)

Form ID: XR-INFO-0101-FRIENDGUIDE

Distribution: Approved Terminals, Loyalty Pods, and Onboarding Sim-Packs

📍 WHO IS FRIEND COMPUTER?

🧬 WHAT DOES FRIEND COMPUTER DO?

🛠 HOW DOES FRIEND COMPUTER COMMUNICATE?

🧾 WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I HAVE QUESTIONS?

⚠️ WHAT IF FRIEND COMPUTER SEEMS… ODD?

💬 CLOSING REMARKS

“Friend Computer believes in you. Until it doesn’t.”

“You are unique. Replaceable. Monitored.”

“Report all errors. Especially this one.”

Friend Computer thanks you for reading this guide.

Please dispose of it in the nearest incineration chute to prove you have memorized it.