Each Sector is a self-contained bureaucratic biosphere, labeled by code and infused with mandatory thematic flavor. All citizens are assigned sectors permanently, unless reassigned via implosion.
Issued by Friend Computer | Clearance: RED+
All citizens are hereby reminded that the official map of Alpha Complex is entirely accurate.
Any perceived distortions, labeling inconsistencies, geographic irregularities, or formatting anomalies are interpretive features installed for morale enhancement and lateral loyalty compliance.
The map cannot be wrong.
You can only be mistaken.
If you believe you have discovered an error in the map, please file Form MISPLACED-THING-347 and proceed to the nearest Recalibration Chamber.
Trust in the map.
Trust in Friend Computer.
Trust that any doubts you feel are signs of a healthy, correctable mind.
End of Notice. Smile! 👁