🟢 Approved by Friend Computer | Sector Code: STP-FRM-412

🗓 Date of Distribution: June 8, 2025

🧾 Reference Form: XR-PLANT-CUBIX-77

Subject: Citizen Stoops and Planter Aesthetic Normalization

Dear Citizens of Alpha Complex,

It has come to Friend Computer’s attention that an increasing number of domicile units have engaged in Whimsical Stooperies—the public placement of emotionally suggestive, anthropomorphic, or expressively curved planters.

This practice, while likely fueled by unfiled joy or rogue decorative impulses, may pose a visual anomaly hazard to nearby citizens. It also undermines the strict rectangular harmony necessary for optimal surveillance angles.

🔻 NON-COMPLIANT BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:

• Planters with facial expressions, limbs, or whispers of character
• Containers that resemble sentient beings, leisure, or hope
• Color palettes deviating from the Grayscale Compliance Index (GCI 0047-A)

✅ COMPLIANT PRACTICES INCLUDE:

• Orthogonal planters in uniform tones of slate, fog, or ash
• Arrangements that reflect subdued ambition and root-based humility
• Placement governed by the 3:5 Ratio of Stoic Shrubbery™

ATTACHED: VISUAL REFERENCE POSTER

📎 “Planter Compliance: Designing Safe & Stoic Stoops”

All citizens are encouraged to review their current stoop configurations and file Form STP-REV-FLWR-09 if adjustments are necessary. Citizens wishing to report an excessively whimsical neighbor may do so anonymously via Form OBS-PLNT-DVRG-13.